Slow Response By First Responders

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Slow Response By First Responders

Postby Bob Lowe » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:26 am

While strolling round the Harbor this morning about 7 am,
I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all
infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he
was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police,
Coast Guard, Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 11 am, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities
have yet to respond. I'm starting to think... did I waste four stamps?


THE BIRD WHO DARES TO FALL, IS THE BIRD THAT LEARNS TO FLY !
:shock: :)
Good luck,
Bob Lowe
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Postby Tom Overs » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:08 am

Naughty..... But I do like it :twisted:

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Postby Tom H » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:06 pm

Good one Bob.
Best regards
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Postby Bernie Tresner » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:16 am

+1
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Re: Slow Response By First Responders

Postby bpbyrne » Wed May 30, 2018 4:59 pm

Love it!
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