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Slow Response By First Responders

 
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Bob Lowe
DREAMER
Oak Harbor WA
45' Alaskan 1974
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:26 am    Post subject: Slow Response By First Responders Reply with quote

While strolling round the Harbor this morning about 7 am,
I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all
infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he
was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police,
Coast Guard, Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 11 am, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities
have yet to respond. I'm starting to think... did I waste four stamps?


THE BIRD WHO DARES TO FALL, IS THE BIRD THAT LEARNS TO FLY !
Shocked Smile

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Tom Overs
Little Ship
Portavadie Scotland
1973
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England

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naughty..... But I do like it Twisted Evil

Tom.

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Tom H
Schatzi
Guilford, CT
1976 GB Classic #482
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Dunwoody, Georgia, USA

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one Bob.
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Tom Hansen
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Bernie Tresner
Madeline
Gig Harbor, WA
1970 GB32-219

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

+1
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