What Causes Arthritis?

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What Causes Arthritis?

Postby Bob Lowe » Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:11 am

A drunk man who smelled awful sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face had some smudges of red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath!'

The drunk muttered in response, ‘Well, I'll be damned, '
Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized .
'I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?'

The drunk answered,

'I don't have it, Father.

I was just reading here that the Pope does.

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
Good luck,
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Postby Tom Overs » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:06 pm

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